I don't know about you, but my cats think that vacuum cleaners are tools of the devil. No, really. They are quite certain that these evil carpet suckers are manufactured in hell just to torment them. As a matter of fact, so do I but for entirely different reasons! My furbeasts aren't particularly fond of animals of the canine persuasion, either.
Imagine, if you will, a vacuum cleaner shaped like a dog. No. Really. I'm not kidding...
USPatent # 3,771,192 is described as: A toy dog closely resembling a real dog and having a hollow interior in which is mounted a vacuum cleaner having a suction hose which is retractable from the tail end of the dog (ARE YOU SERIOUS??... Don't they mean it's ass?) This enables vacuuming a dog after a hair cut and grooming without causing fear to the dog inasmuch as the vacuum cleaner noise is greatly muffled by such enclosure. The vacuum cleaner is convertible to a blower and air issuing from the tail (Sounds like a dog fart to me!!) can be heated so as to serve as a dryer.
So... if one would really use this, your newly groomed pooch would be getting sucked and humped by a dog shaped vacuum cleaner... or blown dry by a mechanical dog breaking wind.
If this isn't your style (or your dog's), check this list of the best vacuum cleaners:
Dyson, Oreck, Eureka, Kirby, Hoover, and Meile. Watch this space for a review of the top 10 vacuum cleaners.
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