Monday, June 28, 2010

Insomnia Helmet

US Patent # 5,081,986 - The Insomnia Helmet!!!

A massaging helmet contains an endless belt which rubs the wearer's head with belt areas of various textures. The belt runs over two rollers located inside the helmet near the forehead and nape.  An electric motor and batteries power the belt, which rubs the scalp from front to back.  The rear roller is adjustable for tensioning the belt.  The belt surface, of soft plastic, has both an embossed area to mimic the human hand, and another area with rows of upright plastic fingers which comb the hair.

I think this beastie might GIVE me chronic insomnia, or a least scare away the monsters under the bed!!

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